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Marine Photographic Squadron 254 (VMP-254) was a United States Marine Corps photographic reconnaissance squadron that was originally commissioned during World War II as a replacement training unit. In 1944 the squadron transitioned to the Fleet Marine Force and eventually deployed overseas in August 1945. During the war, the squadron flew the F6F-3P Hellcat and later transitioned to the Grumman F7F Tigercat. VMP-254 was decommissioned on November 30, 1949. Since that date, no other Marine Corps squadron has carried the lineage and honors of VMP-254.
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}
{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"What's the best part about TCP jokes?","punchline":"I get to keep telling them until you get them.","id":363}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of magic do cows believe in?","punchline":"MOODOO.","id":254}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a group of disorganized cats?","punchline":"A cat-tastrophe.","id":208}
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