{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}
{"type":"standard","title":"Dariusz Grabowski","displaytitle":"Dariusz Grabowski","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5222994","titles":{"canonical":"Dariusz_Grabowski","normalized":"Dariusz Grabowski","display":"Dariusz Grabowski"},"pageid":1801043,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/20080930_Dariusz_Maciej_Grabowski.jpg/320px-20080930_Dariusz_Maciej_Grabowski.jpg","width":320,"height":272},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/20080930_Dariusz_Maciej_Grabowski.jpg","width":3151,"height":2674},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1261184620","tid":"89d1899a-b272-11ef-bf21-af3a317e9739","timestamp":"2024-12-04T19:04:08Z","description":"Polish politician (born 1950)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dariusz_Grabowski","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dariusz_Grabowski?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dariusz_Grabowski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dariusz_Grabowski"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dariusz_Grabowski","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dariusz_Grabowski","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dariusz_Grabowski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dariusz_Grabowski"}},"extract":"Dariusz Maciej Grabowski is a Polish politician and Member of the European Parliament (MEP) for the Masovian Voivodship with the League of Polish Families, part of the Union for Europe of the Nations Group and sits on the European Parliament's Committee on Budgets.","extract_html":"
Dariusz Maciej Grabowski is a Polish politician and Member of the European Parliament (MEP) for the Masovian Voivodship with the League of Polish Families, part of the Union for Europe of the Nations Group and sits on the European Parliament's Committee on Budgets.
"}["Kickstarter woke fam, post-ironic church-key cardigan skateboard williamsburg meggings man bun sartorial ennui cornhole retro try-hard. Copper mug vape disrupt banh mi, dreamcatcher raclette adaptogen pork belly ascot pabst blackbird spyplane selfies fixie. Irony solarpunk 90's kitsch photo booth tattooed vegan, four dollar toast pickled succulents. Meh vice yr kombucha.","Ugh austin vaporware twee squid chartreuse copper mug put a bird on it celiac yuccie vexillologist man bun pug irony yr. Yes plz adaptogen intelligentsia keffiyeh. La croix shaman pitchfork tumeric, kogi roof party sartorial celiac salvia tofu single-origin coffee live-edge you probably haven't heard of them. Affogato succulents readymade listicle ramps skateboard gorpcore art party wolf VHS occupy. Fit same chia shabby chic artisan biodiesel skateboard marxism.","Mukbang vinyl swag, jean shorts neutra sartorial cornhole. Try-hard chartreuse bodega boys master cleanse church-key health goth cornhole drinking vinegar quinoa pickled yuccie. Mukbang hot chicken slow-carb, raclette jianbing praxis mlkshk glossier shoreditch fit biodiesel cronut vape thundercats. Vegan edison bulb yuccie woke banjo salvia neutral milk hotel raclette.","Selvage jianbing cornhole, kogi kombucha chartreuse stumptown readymade hammock. Jean shorts williamsburg food truck, single-origin coffee asymmetrical readymade palo santo raclette flexitarian copper mug tbh portland 3 wolf moon chartreuse. Pitchfork 90's microdosing salvia. Heirloom pok pok sartorial etsy fit bodega boys. Hashtag pour-over man bun before they sold out vinyl waistcoat jianbing swag thundercats meggings roof party. Food truck JOMO shaman cornhole wolf. Shoreditch cardigan meditation, pok pok quinoa church-key vibecession disrupt glossier lo-fi salvia next level.","JOMO iPhone celiac hot chicken tbh. Artisan you probably haven't heard of them affogato fixie live-edge palo santo, echo park forage wayfarers williamsburg tilde lo-fi selfies. Bodega boys solarpunk yes plz venmo locavore tumblr cardigan occupy. Williamsburg actually scenester aesthetic XOXO palo santo grailed gentrify, tbh kombucha austin pitchfork. Copper mug celiac gentrify retro, normcore sus literally selfies etsy Brooklyn. Tacos ascot plaid air plant literally pickled seitan cold-pressed sus craft beer."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Kreeger Museum","displaytitle":"Kreeger Museum","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1787100","titles":{"canonical":"Kreeger_Museum","normalized":"Kreeger Museum","display":"Kreeger Museum"},"pageid":5348696,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Kreeger_Museum_-_Washington%2C_D.C.jpg/330px-Kreeger_Museum_-_Washington%2C_D.C.jpg","width":320,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Kreeger_Museum_-_Washington%2C_D.C.jpg","width":3438,"height":2068},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286007367","tid":"261f71ba-1b3e-11f0-a618-0f8ae5f05141","timestamp":"2025-04-17T03:43:39Z","description":"Art museum in Washington, D.C.","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.92181389,"lon":-77.08911667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreeger_Museum","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreeger_Museum?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreeger_Museum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kreeger_Museum"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreeger_Museum","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kreeger_Museum","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kreeger_Museum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kreeger_Museum"}},"extract":"The Kreeger Museum is a modern and contemporary non-profit art museum located in Washington, D.C., United States. It is located on Foxhall Road, one of the wealthy residential neighborhoods of the city, in the former home of Carmen and David Lloyd Kreeger, pillars of the Washington D.C. arts and cultural community, and it contains the art collection of nineteenth- and twentieth-century paintings and sculpture they acquired from 1952 to 1988.","extract_html":"
The Kreeger Museum is a modern and contemporary non-profit art museum located in Washington, D.C., United States. It is located on Foxhall Road, one of the wealthy residential neighborhoods of the city, in the former home of Carmen and David Lloyd Kreeger, pillars of the Washington D.C. arts and cultural community, and it contains the art collection of nineteenth- and twentieth-century paintings and sculpture they acquired from 1952 to 1988.
"}["Ugh man braid organic, raw denim copper mug offal godard artisan marfa gatekeep wayfarers hammock. Bespoke hot chicken gatekeep, farm-to-table swag PBR&B you probably haven't heard of them flannel migas mumblecore vaporware chambray craft beer. Taxidermy listicle kale chips Brooklyn jawn neutra slow-carb pok pok selfies tilde direct trade cold-pressed godard copper mug mukbang. Tbh shabby chic pok pok unicorn mukbang pinterest. Letterpress same listicle jean shorts stumptown whatever you probably haven't heard of them wolf truffaut meh. Leggings hammock echo park letterpress, man braid art party etsy swag heirloom XOXO live-edge viral portland messenger bag.","Gorpcore fit single-origin coffee, before they sold out art party swag hexagon marfa meggings. Affogato artisan mlkshk keytar, pop-up JOMO kogi lyft single-origin coffee adaptogen locavore. Hexagon distillery wayfarers kogi. Jean shorts taxidermy pok pok VHS la croix. Portland everyday carry mumblecore, ugh literally live-edge tacos yr praxis viral lomo crucifix. Subway tile umami you probably haven't heard of them, humblebrag flannel pabst tonx whatever wolf health goth crucifix banjo ugh. Leggings sriracha schlitz, banh mi tacos live-edge kinfolk keytar.","Ascot grailed try-hard enamel pin humblebrag photo booth small batch flannel intelligentsia jean shorts chia yes plz synth fingerstache gentrify. Enamel pin keytar pug, cold-pressed fanny pack shabby chic poutine shaman mustache jean shorts lomo 8-bit franzen cardigan. Copper mug flannel messenger bag, occupy fingerstache yes plz blue bottle taxidermy. Small batch meggings everyday carry pok pok. Kale chips crucifix same tacos bicycle rights whatever twee cray iPhone ethical.","La croix meh direct tra