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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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FlyOne Armenia LLC, styled as FlyOne Armenia, is an Armenian low-cost airline based in Yerevan, Armenia. It is a subsidiary of the Moldovan low-cost airline FlyOne.
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