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{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?","punchline":"Try it out on Internet Explorer","id":55}
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The village of Port Mathurin serves as the capital of the island of Rodrigues, a dependency of Mauritius. Most of the population of Rodrigues is settled close to or in the city. It lies on the north coast of the Indian Ocean island and functions as the administrative, judicial and economic centre of Rodrigues. As the name suggests, it also operates the main harbour of the island.
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{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":327}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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